Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Castile and Leon "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Castile and Leon
cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Castile and Leon There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Castile and Leon
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Castile and Leon "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Castile and Leon
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Castile and Leon Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Castile and Leon
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Castile and Leon Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Castile and Leon
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Castile and Leon The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Castile and Leon
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Castile and Leon blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Castile and Leon
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Castile and Leon My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Castile and Leon
The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Castile and Leon "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Castile and Leon
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Castile and Leon Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Castile and Leon
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Castile and Leon Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Castile and Leon
