There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Soria Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Soria
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Soria Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Soria
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Soria Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Soria
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Soria Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Soria
The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Soria "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Soria
"Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Soria Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Soria
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Soria Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Soria
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Soria Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Soria
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Soria Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Soria
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Soria Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Soria
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Soria Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Soria
