A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Berga There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Berga
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Berga "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Berga
The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Berga I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Berga
"Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Berga The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Berga
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Berga My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Berga
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Berga Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Berga
The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Berga Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Berga
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Berga Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Berga
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Berga Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
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True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Berga If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Berga
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Berga "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Berga
