Cardona - Information about the castle and other monuments
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cardona I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Cardona
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Cardona Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Cardona
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Cardona To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Cardona
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Cardona The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Cardona
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Cardona The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Cardona
"If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Cardona The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Cardona
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Cardona For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Cardona
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Cardona It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Cardona
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Cardona Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Cardona
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Cardona In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Cardona
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Cardona Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Cardona
