Alexander in Spain - Trujillo - An American toddler visits Trujillo and encounters Francisco Pizarro and visits the Crazy Restaurant.
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Trujillo Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Trujillo
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Trujillo Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Trujillo
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Trujillo May you never leave your marriage alive. Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Trujillo
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Trujillo Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Trujillo
If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Trujillo The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Trujillo
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Trujillo Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Trujillo
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Trujillo There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Trujillo
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Trujillo Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Trujillo
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Trujillo The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Trujillo
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Trujillo An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Trujillo
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Trujillo "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Trujillo
