It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Municipalities I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
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"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Municipalities The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Municipalities
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Municipalities I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Municipalities
blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Municipalities Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Municipalities
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
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-- General Douglas MacArthur Municipalities If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Municipalities
You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Municipalities Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Municipalities
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Municipalities Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Municipalities
"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Municipalities "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Municipalities
I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Municipalities It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Municipalities
Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Municipalities Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Municipalities
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Municipalities When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Municipalities
