Club Natació Vila-real - Is nowadays the dean entity of the swimming in the county of Castellón.
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Castellon Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Castellon
All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Castellon A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Castellon
"The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Castellon Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Castellon
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Castellon Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Castellon
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Castellon "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Castellon
"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Castellon If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Castellon
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Castellon And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Castellon
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Castellon Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Castellon
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Castellon They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Castellon
Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Castellon Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Castellon
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Castellon Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Castellon
