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Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Travel and Tourism
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Travel and Tourism
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Travel and Tourism The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Travel and Tourism
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Travel and Tourism People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Travel and Tourism
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Travel and Tourism The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Travel and Tourism
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Travel and Tourism
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Travel and Tourism blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Travel and Tourism
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Travel and Tourism Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Travel and Tourism Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Travel and Tourism
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Travel and Tourism "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
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We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Travel and Tourism
