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TESOL-Spain - Teachers of English to Speakers of Other Languages. Upcoming events, information on membership, jobs board, sample newsletter articles.
Englishjet - Offering courses in English as a second language in Madrid, Barcelona, and Marbella, and at accredited educational organisations in the UK.
THE WORKS:English courses for professionals - English for professional people. Regular and Intensive courses, tailor-made. Teachers Co-operative.
Macmillan Heinemann ELT España - Primary, Secondary, Adults, PLS, Business...Resources for teaching English as a foreign language.
English Teachers in Spain - A non-commercial e-mail discussion list to support English teachers (and all ESL/TESL/EFL/TEFL) in Spain.
Ian's School Web - Web of Ian's School, including jokes, riddles, pictures, games, links and tales.
American British Teaching Group - International language and teacher training organization, offering five purpose-designed courses in TEFL.
The British Council Spain - English language teaching in Madrid, Barcelona, Valencia, Segovia and Bilbao, information about British education and culture.
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be acheived. -- William Jennings Bryant We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb Marriage is a rest period between romances. English If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) English "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. -- Sydney Smith The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -- Abraham Lincoln They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 English Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde More light! -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words English You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Golf is a good walk spoiled. -- Mark Twain I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) English Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous English You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something. -- Seymour Papert Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains fa "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) English Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. English Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. -- Joseph Addison The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. English Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost. -- Anon "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) English "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine English Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -- John F. Kennedy A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde English Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run. - Rudyard Kipling A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. -- Lyn Karol Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert English Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. -- Fred Allen English Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion. -- George Santayana In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that th "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. -- Ben Hecht English It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -- Mignon McLaughlin English "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up. -- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live. -- Joan Borysenko English Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry James English As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword. -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison English Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) English The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. -- Thomas Jefferson Silence is argument carried out by other means. -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and English There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come. -- Victor Hugo Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncl English
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