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If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Radio "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Radio
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Radio He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Radio
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Radio Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Radio
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Radio There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Radio
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Radio "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Radio
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Radio Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Radio
"You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Radio Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Radio
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Radio Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Radio
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Radio If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Radio
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Radio "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Radio
"The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Radio "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Radio
