SAT Muceval - The Agrarian Society of Transformation is a company that only grows rice and citrus fruits. In Alfafar (Valencia).
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Science and Environment One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Science and Environment
"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Science and Environment Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Science and Environment
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Science and Environment "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Science and Environment
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Science and Environment Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Science and Environment
"Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Science and Environment Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Science and Environment
The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Science and Environment If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Science and Environment
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Science and Environment Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Science and Environment
If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Science and Environment You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Science and Environment
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Science and Environment Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Science and Environment
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Science and Environment If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Science and Environment
If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Science and Environment The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Science and Environment
