Black Magic Tattoo - Gallery of traditional, updated tribal, and blackwork. Also contact information and shop location.
Karlshamn - Official web site. Tourist information, history and maps.
Port of Karlshamn - Facts about the port and information on traffic and services.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Karlshamn "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Karlshamn
"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Karlshamn "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Karlshamn
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Karlshamn "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Karlshamn
The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Karlshamn The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Karlshamn
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Karlshamn Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Karlshamn
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Karlshamn Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Karlshamn
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Karlshamn A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Karlshamn
We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Karlshamn Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Karlshamn
I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Karlshamn "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Karlshamn
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Karlshamn The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Karlshamn
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Karlshamn Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Karlshamn
