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-- H.L. Mencken Financial Services "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
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- Sir Winston Churchill Financial Services
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
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-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
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-- Anonymous "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
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-- Billy Joel Financial Services
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
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-- Rich Little In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
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-- John Stuart Mill Financial Services All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
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- Abba Eban Financial Services
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
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-- Joan Crawford Financial Services God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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-- Voltaire Financial Services
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
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-- Philip K. Dick Financial Services
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
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A billboard lovely as a tree.
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-- N. D. Stice Financial Services
"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
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-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Financial Services The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Financial Services
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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-- Michael Leunig Financial Services
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
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-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I shall return.
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-- Walt Disney Financial Services
