Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Home and Garden "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Home and Garden
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Home and Garden Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Home and Garden
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Home and Garden Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Home and Garden
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Home and Garden I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Home and Garden
People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Home and Garden Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Home and Garden
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Home and Garden Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Home and Garden
Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Home and Garden "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Home and Garden
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Home and Garden Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Home and Garden
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Home and Garden A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Home and Garden
"Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Home and Garden "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Home and Garden
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Home and Garden I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Home and Garden
