MedCal - About the implementation of computer assisted learning (CAL) in health science education (Medicine, Odontology, Veterinary Medicine) in Sweden.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Health The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Health
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Health The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Health
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Health Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Health
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Health When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
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Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Health History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Health
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Health "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Health
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Health Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Health
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Health "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Health
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Health You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Health
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Health What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Health
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Health I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Health
