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Spiderknives - A site for handmade custom knives, hunting and damascus steel knives.

Energy Agency of Southeast Sweden - Our main goal is to reduce the use of energy and to increase the amount of locally produced energy in the southeast region of Sweden.

Grankullavik Holiday Village - Good area for bathing and angling near Grankulla, on the Baltic island of Öland.

Målilla Open Air Museum - Twenty buildings in Sweden, including a sawmill, tanning house, hardware store and school.

"Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. -- Mae West Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Keller "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Kalmar County A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal. -- George H. Mead MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. -- Shane Leslie Kalmar County Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic If God does not exist, then everything is permitted. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Kalmar County "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac Kalmar County The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post. -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler Kalmar County Do or do not. There is no try. -- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman Kalmar County Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. -- Mark Twain Kalmar County Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte Drink to me. -- Pablo Picasso, dying words Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac Kalmar County My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson Kalmar County "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. -- Maya Angelou "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Kalmar County The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means. - Clarence Darrow, Does anal retentive have a hyphen? -- Seen on a t-shirt "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kalmar County I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens. -- E. B. White "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Kalmar County "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. -- Elizabeth Ashley True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness. -- Friedrich Nietzsch Kalmar County "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him. -- Shelley Winters Kalmar County Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint. -- Robert Browning "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan Kalmar County There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey Kalmar County We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us. -- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken Kalmar County An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. -- Sacha Guitry Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. -- Beau Brummel Kalmar County Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband James What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. -- W. Somerset Maugham "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Kalmar County "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Kalmar County If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith Viorst Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. -- Beverly Sills Kalmar County I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. -- Abraham Lincoln The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger Kalmar County
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