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Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Kalmar There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Kalmar
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Kalmar Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Kalmar
The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Kalmar Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Kalmar
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Kalmar When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Kalmar
Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Kalmar There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Kalmar
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Kalmar The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Kalmar
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Kalmar "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Kalmar
If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Kalmar "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Kalmar
A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Kalmar "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Kalmar
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Kalmar If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Kalmar
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Kalmar Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Kalmar
