Talluddens Camping, Öland - Features a picturesque family camping site near the sea, south of Färjestaden harbour.
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Regions A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Regions
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Regions "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Regions
Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Regions Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Regions
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Regions "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Regions
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Regions Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Regions
"The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Regions Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Regions
"I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Regions The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Regions
"A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Regions When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Regions
The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Regions We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Regions
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Regions Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Regions
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Regions When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Regions
