Fishing in the north of Sweden - A local site on flyfishing in the arctic region of Sweden with some flypatterns and descriptions of the different species of fish you find there.
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Norrbotten County In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Norrbotten County
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Norrbotten County Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Norrbotten County
The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Norrbotten County Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Norrbotten County
"Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Norrbotten County "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Norrbotten County
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Norrbotten County My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Norrbotten County
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Norrbotten County No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Norrbotten County
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Norrbotten County "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Norrbotten County
Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Norrbotten County Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Norrbotten County
"I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Norrbotten County Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Norrbotten County
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Norrbotten County Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Norrbotten County
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Norrbotten County Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Norrbotten County
