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"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Localities I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Localities
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Localities "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Localities
>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Localities "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Localities
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Localities The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Localities
People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Localities Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Localities
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Localities Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Localities
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Localities The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Localities
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Localities "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Localities
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Localities "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Localities
"What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Localities "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Localities
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Localities Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Localities
