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I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
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-- N. D. Stice Sports Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
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Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Sports Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Sports A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sports
"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Sports Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Sports
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Sports Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Sports
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Sports Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
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There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Sports Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Sports
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Sports Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Sports
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Sports The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
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"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Sports If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Sports
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Sports In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Sports
