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Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Business and Economy Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Business and Economy
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Business and Economy By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Business and Economy
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Business and Economy
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Business and Economy We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Business and Economy
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Business and Economy "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Business and Economy
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Business and Economy Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Business and Economy
"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Business and Economy blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Business and Economy
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Business and Economy "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Business and Economy
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Business and Economy We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Business and Economy
Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Business and Economy "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Business and Economy
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Business and Economy "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Business and Economy
