Utö Värdshus - Hotel, restaurant and conference facilities on Utö Island. Opening hours, price lists, pictures and a web camera.
Haninge Kommun - Information about the islands of the Haninge archipelago.
A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Haninge Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Haninge
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Haninge What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Haninge
I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Haninge The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Haninge
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Haninge "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Haninge
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Haninge I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Haninge
Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Haninge In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Haninge
Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Haninge I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Haninge
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Haninge Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Haninge
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Haninge Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Haninge
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Haninge It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Haninge
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Haninge Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Haninge
