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I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Huddinge I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Huddinge
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Huddinge There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Huddinge
"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Huddinge The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Huddinge
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Huddinge "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Huddinge
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Huddinge The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Huddinge
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Huddinge Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Huddinge
Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Huddinge "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent May you never leave your marriage alive. Huddinge
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Huddinge Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Huddinge
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Huddinge Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Huddinge
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Huddinge When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Huddinge
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Huddinge In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Huddinge
