Cern MusiClub - Allows CERN musicians to play music of any kind, by providing instruments and locales, organize concerts, offer free musical entertainment and provide musicians for official CERN ceremonies and events.
Soda Bar - Downstairs bar and disco situated in Geneva's old town, playing funk, soul music. Picture gallery, list of beverages.
blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Clubs and Venues The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Clubs and Venues
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Clubs and Venues "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Clubs and Venues
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Clubs and Venues Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Clubs and Venues
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Clubs and Venues The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Clubs and Venues
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Clubs and Venues "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Clubs and Venues
"I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Clubs and Venues There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Clubs and Venues
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Clubs and Venues "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Clubs and Venues
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Clubs and Venues May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Clubs and Venues
You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Clubs and Venues The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Clubs and Venues
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Clubs and Venues Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Clubs and Venues
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Clubs and Venues "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Clubs and Venues
