Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Travel and Tourism
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Travel and Tourism Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Travel and Tourism
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Travel and Tourism
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Travel and Tourism They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Travel and Tourism
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Travel and Tourism It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Travel and Tourism
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Travel and Tourism He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Travel and Tourism
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Travel and Tourism Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Travel and Tourism
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Travel and Tourism
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Travel and Tourism "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Travel and Tourism No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Travel and Tourism
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Travel and Tourism "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism
