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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Lausanne "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Lausanne
At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Lausanne I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Lausanne
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Lausanne Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Lausanne
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Lausanne Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Lausanne
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Lausanne If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Lausanne
"Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Lausanne Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Lausanne
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Lausanne The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Lausanne
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lausanne Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Lausanne
An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Lausanne The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Lausanne
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Lausanne "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Lausanne
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Lausanne "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Lausanne
