Markus W. Fehr - Markus W. Fehr's Homepage. Includes a daily updated "Joke of the Day". Lots of interesting Links on Economy, Switzerland, Newspaper, HTML, OS/2, Hardware and Standards.
Daniel Lerch - A look at his family (3 girls and 1 boy), his hobbies (whiskey, basler fasacht) and web projects (FC Eiken, The Raymen).
Jurassic Holders - Holder family site. Images, links, and christian messages.
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Personal Pages Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Personal Pages
"To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Personal Pages Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Personal Pages
To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Personal Pages I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Personal Pages
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Personal Pages "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Personal Pages
"Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Personal Pages The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Personal Pages
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Personal Pages We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Personal Pages
And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Personal Pages To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Personal Pages
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Personal Pages Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Personal Pages
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Personal Pages If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Personal Pages
That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Personal Pages A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Personal Pages
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Personal Pages He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Personal Pages
