Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Kennels "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Kennels
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Kennels Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Kennels
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Kennels "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Kennels
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Kennels As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Kennels
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Kennels Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Kennels
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Kennels The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Kennels
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Kennels Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Kennels
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Kennels In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Kennels
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Kennels Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Kennels
Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Kennels He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Kennels
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Kennels They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Kennels
