'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Classifieds Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a rest period between romances. Classifieds
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Classifieds A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Classifieds
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Classifieds "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Classifieds
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Classifieds I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Classifieds
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Classifieds "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Classifieds
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Classifieds The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Classifieds
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Classifieds Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Classifieds
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Classifieds We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Classifieds
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Classifieds If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Classifieds
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Classifieds No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Classifieds
"I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Classifieds I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Classifieds
