JSC Nikopol Pipeline Fitting Plant - Manufacturer of pressure gates and check valves for petrochemical and water/steam applications, located in the Dnipopetrovsk region.
JSC Nadra Group - Specialising in oil and gas exploration and production, and water purification equipment.
West Oil Group - Wholesale distributor of petroleum products, located in the Western Ukraine.
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