Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Real Estate As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Real Estate
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Real Estate Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Real Estate
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Real Estate The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Real Estate
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Real Estate Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Real Estate
"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Real Estate "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Real Estate
If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Real Estate Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Real Estate
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Real Estate "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Real Estate
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Real Estate "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Real Estate
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Real Estate Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Real Estate
Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Real Estate He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Real Estate
"In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Real Estate "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Real Estate
