Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
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-- Anonymous Clothing
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
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the palm A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
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The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Clothing "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
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-- Robert Browning Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
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-- H. L. Mencken All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Clothing
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-- Oscar Wilde There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
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-- H. L. Mencken Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
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-- Friedrich Nietzsche Clothing
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-- Dinah Shore "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
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-- David Deckert Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
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Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
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-- Mark Twain The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
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-- Lynn There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Clothing Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
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pain No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Clothing
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
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-- The Beatles, song title I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
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-- Isadora Duncan Clothing Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
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This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
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-- Garry Trudeau Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
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-- François de La Rouch I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Clothing
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
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-- Henry B. Adams Clothing I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
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