Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
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-- Johann Sebastian Bach Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
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Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Dentistry "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
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-- Wil Shriner Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Dentistry
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben Dentistry He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Dentistry
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Dentistry Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Dentistry
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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computer that th Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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-- Arthur C. Clarke Dentistry
Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Dentistry Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Dentistry
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Dentistry The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dentistry
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-- Dawn French Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
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-- Bierce, A Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Dentistry Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
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Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Dentistry Facts are the enemy of truth.
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Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Dentistry The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. The west wasn't won on salad.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Dentistry How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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