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If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Education
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Education "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Education
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Education Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Education
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Education "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Education
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Education Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Education
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Education Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Education
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Education Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Education
"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Education blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Education
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Education The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m Education
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Education Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Education
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Education Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Education
