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"The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Scientific If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Scientific
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Scientific Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Scientific
They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Scientific "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Scientific
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Scientific When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Scientific
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Scientific Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Scientific
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Scientific Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Scientific
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Scientific It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Scientific
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Scientific For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Scientific
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Scientific Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Scientific
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Scientific There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Scientific
True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Scientific In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Scientific
