My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bobrovytsya It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Bobrovytsya
"In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Bobrovytsya We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Bobrovytsya
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Bobrovytsya A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bobrovytsya
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Bobrovytsya "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Bobrovytsya
The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Bobrovytsya Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Bobrovytsya
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Bobrovytsya In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Bobrovytsya
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Bobrovytsya Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Bobrovytsya
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Bobrovytsya Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Bobrovytsya
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Bobrovytsya The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Bobrovytsya
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Bobrovytsya The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Bobrovytsya
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Bobrovytsya It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Bobrovytsya
