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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Chernihiv If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Chernihiv
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Chernihiv "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Chernihiv
Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Chernihiv Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Chernihiv
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Chernihiv The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Chernihiv
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Chernihiv If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Chernihiv
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Chernihiv As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Chernihiv
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Chernihiv Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Chernihiv
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Chernihiv Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Chernihiv
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Chernihiv We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Chernihiv
"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Chernihiv .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chernihiv
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Chernihiv There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Chernihiv
