An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Mena If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Mena
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mena I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Mena
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Mena Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Mena
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Mena "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Mena
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Mena Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Mena
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Mena "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Mena
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Mena There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Mena
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Mena University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Mena
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Mena "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Mena
"I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Mena The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Mena
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mena We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Mena
