"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Semenivka "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Semenivka
If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Semenivka Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Semenivka
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Semenivka Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Semenivka
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Semenivka Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Semenivka
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Semenivka A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Semenivka
"There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Semenivka I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Semenivka
Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Semenivka There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Semenivka
"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Semenivka I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Semenivka
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Semenivka You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Semenivka
Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Semenivka He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Semenivka
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Semenivka Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Semenivka
