"Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Kitsman Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Kitsman
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Kitsman The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Kitsman
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Kitsman Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Kitsman
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Kitsman Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Kitsman
I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Kitsman English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Kitsman
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Kitsman A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Kitsman
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Kitsman Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Kitsman
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Kitsman Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Kitsman
"... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Kitsman "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Kitsman
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Kitsman Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Kitsman
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Kitsman Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Kitsman
