We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Putyla Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Putyla
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Putyla "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Putyla
blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Putyla The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Putyla
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Putyla Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Putyla
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Putyla Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Putyla
In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Putyla Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Putyla
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Putyla blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Putyla
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Putyla "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Putyla
"Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Putyla Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Putyla
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Putyla True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Putyla
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Putyla A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Putyla
