"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Nikopol I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Nikopol
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Nikopol Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Nikopol
The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Nikopol "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Nikopol
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Nikopol The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Nikopol
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Nikopol Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Nikopol
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Nikopol The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Nikopol
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Nikopol "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Nikopol
Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Nikopol "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Nikopol
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Nikopol What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Nikopol
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Nikopol blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Nikopol
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Nikopol Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Nikopol
