Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Vilnohirsk Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Vilnohirsk
"I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Vilnohirsk Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Vilnohirsk
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Vilnohirsk The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Vilnohirsk
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Vilnohirsk "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Vilnohirsk
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Vilnohirsk We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Vilnohirsk
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Vilnohirsk "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Vilnohirsk
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Vilnohirsk ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Vilnohirsk
It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Vilnohirsk "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Vilnohirsk
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Vilnohirsk Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Vilnohirsk
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Vilnohirsk There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Vilnohirsk
Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Vilnohirsk A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Vilnohirsk
