There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
"No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Ivano-Frankivsk Oblast
