These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Halych "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Halych
Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Halych The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Halych
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Halych "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Halych
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Halych The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Halych
The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Halych UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Halych
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Halych I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Halych
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Halych Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Halych
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Halych blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Halych
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Halych Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Halych
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Halych "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Halych
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Halych In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Halych
