I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Horodenka "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Horodenka
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Horodenka Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Horodenka
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Horodenka "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Horodenka
We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Horodenka "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Horodenka
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Horodenka Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Horodenka
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Horodenka "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Horodenka
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Horodenka In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Horodenka
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Horodenka For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Horodenka
They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Horodenka "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Horodenka
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Horodenka The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Horodenka
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Horodenka Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Horodenka
