What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Tysmenytsya In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Tysmenytsya
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Tysmenytsya A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Tysmenytsya
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Tysmenytsya A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Tysmenytsya
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Tysmenytsya "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Tysmenytsya
It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Tysmenytsya "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Tysmenytsya
"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Tysmenytsya Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Tysmenytsya
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Tysmenytsya I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Tysmenytsya
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tysmenytsya Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Tysmenytsya
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Tysmenytsya Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tysmenytsya
The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Tysmenytsya An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Tysmenytsya
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Tysmenytsya Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Tysmenytsya
