Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville May you never leave your marriage alive. In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley Verkhovyna One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Verkhovyna
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Verkhovyna There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Verkhovyna
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Verkhovyna An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Verkhovyna
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Verkhovyna "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Verkhovyna
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Verkhovyna Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Verkhovyna
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Verkhovyna "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Verkhovyna
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Verkhovyna Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Verkhovyna
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Verkhovyna Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Verkhovyna
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Verkhovyna "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Verkhovyna
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Verkhovyna When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Verkhovyna
"If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Verkhovyna In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
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