What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Chuhuiv During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Chuhuiv
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Chuhuiv Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Chuhuiv
The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Chuhuiv They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Chuhuiv
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Chuhuiv The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Chuhuiv
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Chuhuiv There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Chuhuiv
blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Chuhuiv Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Chuhuiv
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Chuhuiv It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Chuhuiv
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Chuhuiv blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Chuhuiv
Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Chuhuiv "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Chuhuiv
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Chuhuiv "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Chuhuiv
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Chuhuiv The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Chuhuiv
